DM: Your arrow glances off her armor.
PC: What armor? This is a ‘medieval fantasy game’, her armor couldn’t possibly be more than a bikini!
DM: NOT WHEN I DM IT ISN’T
This happened shortly after this post: http://d4rke57mund.tumblr.com/post/54151497545/what-part-of-medieval-fantasy-role-playing-game
Dungeon Masters against ridiculous battle bikinis unite!
We have nothing to lose but the ridiculous battle bikinis!